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Thanksgiving Day Game. Report by kickoff.

A turkey leg shaped like a football, embroidered on our heavyweight fleece half-zip, with the laced sofa on the cuff. Here until Nov 30.
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Sports Loungewear & Game Day Gear at Couchletics

Couchletics is the Athletic Department of Rest, a sports loungewear brand for football fans who watch every snap from the couch. We make cozy game day apparel and living room gear with the look of a varsity program, so you're dressed for kickoff and ready for the overtime nap. Read our story.

Hoodies & Outerwear

Start with The Letterman Hoodie or The Armrest Crewneck, heavyweight and cut roomy, wearing the varsity C or the Department crest; for women, The Pregame Crop Hoodie. For colder games: the corduroy Booster Club Crewneck, the knit Film Study Sweater and Alumni Cardigan, the embroidered quarter-zips, The Senior Night Jacket, a letterman with the Couchletics arch across the back, and the Champion Rain Delay Anorak for the sideline.

Sweatpants & Shorts

The Sideline Sweatpants are soft fleece with the lace-back sofa on the leg, and The Letterman Sweatpants match the Letterman Hoodie's heavyweight fleece. For warm living rooms, The Halftime Shorts are fleece, and the women's Timeout Shorts are garment-dyed cotton.

Tees & Polos

The garment-dyed Kickoff Tee carries the full Couchletics lockup in a dozen colors, joined by the women's Two-a-Day Crop Tee and the embroidered Under Armour Tailgate Polo for tailgates and watch parties.

Lounge Sets & Pajamas

Take the hoodie and sweatpants together as The Home Uniform and save on the pair; more lounge sets pair crews, tees, shorts and quarter-zips the same way. For bedtime, the Lights Out pajamas come printed all over in three patterns: a tee, wide-leg pants, and women's pants and shorts, on their own or as a set, with matching socks and a sherpa throw.

Hats & Gifts for Football Fans

Every mark in the Department has a hat of its own, from The Sideline Cap with the CL swash to The Commissioner Snapback Hat with the seal, and the beanies cover the cold games. The Lights Out sherpa throw, the reversible Home Field Pillow, The Late Kickoff Candle and The Season Ticket Ornament make easy gifts for the fan who already owns every jersey.

Game Day Gear & Drinkware

Pour into The Press Box Rocks Glass for the late game or The Early Kickoff Mug for the noon kickoff, and light The Late Kickoff Candle when it goes to overtime. See all the game day gear and drinkware.

Designed in the USA, Made to Order

Every design comes from the Athletic Department of Rest here in the USA, then gets printed or embroidered after you order, on blanks from makers like adidas, Under Armour, Champion, Bella + Canvas and Comfort Colors. We ship anywhere in the United States, free on orders of $125 or more.

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